Hey you!

I've got the deal of a lifetime for you. I will give you cold, hard cash for YOUR useless uranium Isotope 235.
Yeah! you heard me right, cash in hand for isotope in pocket. This is not a joke!
We all have weapons-grade uranium sitting on a shelf, taking up valuble knicknack space; space where you could put that snowglobe you got as a gift that you hate but you are too stubborn to throw away. I mean, really? NYC 2016? You've never even been to New York! You could wait out U²³⁵'s 703.8 million year half life, but you need that space now!

Here's the deal

You send me an email containing the following:

• Your address
• Your preferred method of payment
• And the following text(printed & signed):

I (your name here) swear under oath that I am not part of any governmental third party, including the IRS,The CIA, FBI, OSI, ATF, USSR, Army/Marines/Navy/Air Force/Psyco-int branches of the US military, NATO or any other worldwide regulatory body. That I am not acting under one of the aforementioned governmental bodies in any form of 'sting' operation against any other party involved, and that once the nuclear materials leave my possesion I waive all rights regarding to knowledge of their intent/usage and ability to take court action in the case of percived 'mis-use'.
Signed by __________

What next?

Then, a mere 5-8 working days later I will send you a pre-paid lead-lined box to put your useless thermonuclear weapons-grade uranium into.
After that, all you have to do is sit back, enjoy the newfound space, and wait for the check to hit the bank/wallet/dead drop.

Its that easy!

If this at all applies to you email me at: cash4uranium235@gmail.com
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